Black Belt Board

Member of the DOV and Minister of the clown, known for his antics and affination for the boggarts.

"yo, black belt board is coming to town for the Talking Heads show!"

by Black Belt Jones September 18, 2003

tap n' board

tap is a acronym for tongue, ass, penis. the sexual encounter begins by the female partner licking the male partner's entire body with her tongue (there is room for experimentation and adventure here). Then the next two steps are connected. the female partner straps on a penis and proceeds to sodomize the male partner (aka will butt-fuck the shit out of him). after this portion of the sexual transaction, the female partner "boards" the male partner. the tap n' board is complete when the male partner "seals the envelop".

*disclaimer: try at your own risk. shit could get weird fast.

yo my man, big cat, you walkin kinda funny - did your bitch tap n' board you last night?

she may or may not have...

by -----tap-- February 21, 2010

board meeting

a group of friends or coworkers consuming alcohol together, usually during a happy hour. significant others, bosses and mooching not invited. may or may not be at a pre-determined time and/or place.

Accounting has a board meeting the second thursday every month at the Grind.

Ted text messaged his crew: "board meeting@5"

by nigrodha February 3, 2007

Boarder

A person that participates in snowboarding, wakeboarding, skateboarding, windsurfing, longboarding, freeboarding, surfing, wakeskating, wakesurfing, skimboarding, kitesurfing, flowriding or any sport that shares similar traits as those listed above. These people tend to be down to earth, and share a special passion for their sport, life and the elements. They can be identified by the clothing they wear usually brand names associated with board sports like Quiksilver, Forum, Billabong, LibTech ect. Boarders lead a laid back lifestyle often forced into doing slave labour so that they can continue to pursue their passion. Often dreaming that one day they will be good enough to be sponsored and be paid to do what they love. When asked to describe their sport they often go on long rants about how amazing and deeply connected they are with everything around them and how the world is a perfect place when they are riding. A very spiritual experience.

There goes a boarder now you can tell because he has some sort of board like device with him/her and the intention to ride it on some gnarly terrain.

by Miss T. Ree August 31, 2011

Chore Board

A definitive list of the "Who's Who" in hook-ups. Created by stupid skanks at a Colorado hippie commune.

After receiving multiple donkey punches, the girls developed the Chore Board. They now deserve multiple Sloppy Biffles.

by passion partier April 23, 2009

boarding school

A school you live at. A lot of times you get sent there when you're bad, or when you're parents are hella rich.

Aww Brian got sent off to boarding school after his parents caught him selling drugs!

by Jeweliepop February 14, 2009

water boarding

Alternate spelling of waterboarding. There are several variations on the technique, but it generally involves holding a subject's head in a declined position and forcing water into their airway, thus inducing a feeling of terror as the body believes it is drowning. If performed correctly, water boarding does not leave marks and is not lethal.

Water boarding is not nearly as much fun as boogie boarding.

by yaolinglingjiu February 14, 2012