Jeweliepop's definitions

death penalty

When the government murders people in jail. It is bad because in the US it is MORE expensive to keep someone on death row and do that whole execution process than just life in prison, many innocent people have been executed and it can't be reversed once they're dead, ect.
Two wrongs don't make a right, man!
Typically done in the US by lethal injection, electric chair, or firing squad.

The death penalty is bad!

by Jeweliepop February 14, 2009

AIDS

AIDS stands for Aquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, and is a disease caused by the virus HIV. It can be transmitted sexually, or by injecting like blood to blood contact. It is way too stigmatized, probably because of the methods it is usually aquired. You can also be born with it.

Typical idiot American: I am scared I'm going to get AIDS because I went to Africa and held hands with some people, and shared drinks!
Other guy: Moron, you can not get AIDS that way.

by Jeweliepop February 14, 2009

Dancesafe

Harm reduction organization focused around club drugs, mainly ecstasy.
You can mail in ecstasy pills and they will lab test them for you, and post the picture and what's in them on their website so you know wtf you're ingesting.

Person 1: I love dancesafe!
Person 2: Yeah, dude! I found out that E pill I was gonna take had hella ketamine in it! I'm glad I tested it!

by Jeweliepop February 14, 2009

Skin popping

Injecting into skin, not into veins or muscles or anything. It is not the best way because some drugs get lost in your tissues so the effect is not as strong, and you're more likely to get absesses this way.

Yeah, his veins are all collapsed now so he's been skin popping the heroin.

by Jeweliepop February 14, 2009

DARE

A lame program where a cop comes in to a classroom to talk to 5th graders and tell them they shouldn't do drugs. The cop lies and exxagerates about everything and says if they ever smoke a cigarette their lungs will turn black and they will get cancer and die.
After a few weeks there is a "graduation" ceremony where kids stand on a stage wearing DARE shirts.
It is dumb.

6th grade girl: Hey, want to shoot some heroin?!
Other 6th grader: No, remember DARE last year?! We will get arrested for life and get AIDS and overdose and Die! Like any drug! Wait, wat is heroin?
6th grade girl: hahah that cop is such a liar, I smoked marijuana and nothing bad happened to me. and i heard heroin is funner!

by Jeweliepop February 14, 2009

camel crush

The best brand of cigarettes ever! They are a regular cigarette but have a ball inside them that you can crush to make a menthol cigarette if you want.

I LOVE CAMEL CRUSH CIGARETTES SO MUCH, I'M GOING TO BUY SIX PACKS OF THEM RIGHT NOW!

by Jeweliepop February 14, 2009

School

A place that the government forces you to go to to learn. It is usually very boring and hard and they give you dumb assignments to work on outside of school. If you ditch school you get in trouble.
A good way to remember how to spell it is "School is not cool so it does not have the word cool in it, it is SCHOOL NOT SHCOOL!"

Kid: EWW I have to go to school tomorrow at 7am!
Another kid: Just ditch with me!
Kid: Nah I can't, I have a math test dude!

by Jeweliepop February 14, 2009