Shower test

The shower test is a simple body fat/ body composition test for men, you can perform when you take a shower
Step 1. Stand up straight

Step 2. Look down

Step 3. If you're able to see your jewels/pubic hair then you pass. If can't see your jewels/pubic hair then you fail

The female version is slightly different, but you get the idea

Wow i didn't realize how fat i was, i failed the shower test this morning

If you failed the shower test, we need to lose some weight

by dudeinfarmville October 2, 2018

shower glazing

When the male ejaculates in the shower and the women steps on it.

Bae just stepped in my shower glazing, fell and hit her head.

by Crambo117 October 6, 2018

Shower Squid

The mass of hair, conditioner, and other fluids that accumulate in a shower drain as a result of having long hair.

Man: “Gross, look at what I pulled out of the drain. How do I have any hair left?”
Woman: “It’s called a shower squid, embrace it!”

by Nervous Caterpillar October 16, 2018

Shower Knees

It frequently is called degenerative joint disease, osteoarthrosis, or arthrosis deformans. but the real name for this horrible disease is called Shower Knees.

Mate i have a case of Hefty Shower knees.

by SaltySlippers101 November 1, 2018

shower hairs

Those annoying hairs that stick to the walls of the shower and accumulate in the drain

I spent 20 minutes cleaning out my shower hairs, and it was nasty.

by boi_in_a_band December 13, 2018

Shower of life

When you fuck a pregnant girl so hard her water breaks and you are doused in amniotic fluid.

Damn baby you’re so close to going into labor I may get a shower of life tonight.

by the_man_of_no_words January 15, 2019

shower for an hour

this is completely necessary when you come home way too high and you need to quickly sober up. a shower is the best way to get parent ready. eyes red still? say you got shampoo in them. truly genius and is garunteed to work. bonus: it’s a known fact that a high shower is the best shower.

friend one: bro i smoked too much bro
friend two: take a shower for an hour you’ll be golden

by fuckalight March 2, 2019