Fart Time Encroachment

(noun) - The act of a fart encroaching on the exit, the exact moment when one is about to take Gas Relief medicine.
(verb) - A fart Jumping the gun when it realizes its demise is soon to come in the form of Gas Relief medicine.

I was farting like an absolute menace, I tried to take some gas medicine, but that was no match for the short term fart time encroachment.

by niquil July 2, 2021

cuddy time

A situation in which cuddling turns into a more sexual adventure

Friend- So I heard you're going to cook for her?
Guy- yeah! Then we'll probably watch a movie.

Friend- Total cuddy time.

by Dirty D93 September 18, 2013

“time stretchers"

Inmates who have a short sentence with an attitude problem & will provoke others serving long sentences.

Always try to avoid the “time stretchers".

by mybeccca October 1, 2024

laptop time

when someone allocates time to be on their laptop, whether it be to view porn, update their blog, or find the best hotel deal.

We only have a few days to spend together, but I know how much he loves his laptop time... so I've got to adjust my expectations.

by GlazeHer July 18, 2017

Superordinate Time

Solves that problem by the way.

Hym "I'm the chief proponent of 'Superordinate Time theory' but I see what you mean."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Ritchie time

If you think nigga time is bad you now nothing of the ritchie time could be hours could be days you never know

When your dealing with ritchie time you might as well take a nap

by Stonedarrow December 26, 2017

Brain Time

When you take your testicles out of your waistband so your scrotum stretches out to the max and looks like a brain. Often showed to others under a table as a surprise prank.

"Guys look, it's brain time."
"Dude, put that away!"

by Yuckasaur1 March 21, 2020