Banana nut muffin

A type of food growing in small ponds to feed small fish

The small catfish couldn't eat the wieners, so they had to survive on banana nut muffins.

by Kehoneycutt February 28, 2020

bust a nut

To ejaculate your semen preferably into your girlfriend’s mouth, better hope this nut she’ll swallow

Friend 1: Hey dude you lookin’ happy

Friend 2: Yeah dude just get a blowjob from my girl and i bust a nut In her mouth and she swallowed too!
Friend 1: Awesome dude, did you drink pineapple juice the night before, like i told you to?
Friend 2: Of course, she loved the taste of my sperm

*Drink pineapple juice before shooting your load in a girls mouth*

by She sucked my dick March 2, 2020

Torques my Nuts

Brings me to a state that is uncomfortable and irritated at the same time.

That Hunter guy really Torques my Nuts at work on a daily basis.

by TORQUEDENUTS March 2, 2020

Nut

A type of acorn, typically eaten by squirrels and have hard shells. What you thought i was gonna make a sex joke? Fuck off.

You: Hey man want some nuts?
Friend: no, but you can have deez nuts.
You: Fuck off dickhead.
Friend: no

by Autistic atheist gang March 2, 2020

Nut Gut

A Nut Gut is when an erect penis goes flaccid without releasing the goods which in return then makes the stomach/ gut painful.

Guy: Babe, don’t get me hard if you’re not about it
Girl: I’m sorry I just don’t feel like having sex right now
- Guy 10-20 minutes later with an upset stomach
Guy: Fuck Karen, I have a Nut Gut now. Thanks.

by RealTalkGirl2020 March 8, 2020

Fuck nut

A dumb fuck that does dumb shit for no reason

Omg stop being such a fuck nut Johnny

by Meanymani March 11, 2020

Dead nut

When you put one balls in her pussy with y and when you take them out, they’re numb from lack of circulation.

Things got real freaky last night and I ended up with a dead nut.

by Pizi March 13, 2020