Shit shucker

Shit shucker someone who throws shit either phyiscal or verbally.

Person 1- Don't be a shit shucker with your B.S.!

by Hankscolts November 27, 2011

egos shits

the kind of dump that requires a seatbelt and a sweat rag... typically experienced the next morning after a visit to the Egos Karaoke Bar...

I had the worst Egos Shits of my life this morning... My neighbor called to see if I was ok...

by fupafanatic October 17, 2011

Shit of the day

A the crappy stuff you have to go through during the day. Some have to more than others.

He all have to cope with the shit of the day.

by Judge dredd7 November 13, 2011

Shit Purgatory

A state of existence in which the sufferer is subjected to a prolonged bout of Shit Labor, oftentimes making multiple unsuccessful trips to the commode. Sensation is characterized by the familiar symptoms of an impending bowel movement, though the subject finds that even spirited attempts to deliver the specimen are met with futility.

After loading up on cheese steak sandwiches, Charles became beseiged by the pains of Shit Labor. After multiple trips to the toilet with no tangible result, Charles realized he had become trapped in Shit Purgatory.

by Rev. Be Easy November 19, 2011

Shit-Skanked

When you approach the bathroom, someone walks in right in front of you, thus leaving you to stand outside and wait disappointed and betrayed.

I was going to the bathroom, and Jason just walked in right in front of me! Fuckin' Shit-skanked!

by Thirotan September 10, 2011

Shit is hard

When something doesn't go as planned, humiliating happens, or you fail at something.

"Did you hit that broad last night?"

"Nah man, after third base she told me she stopped with one night stands"

"Shit is hard"

"I know"

by blundboy October 3, 2011

shit lasagna

What is left in the toilet when a thousand Ugandans have used it before you.

Don't use the bathroom, the Ugandans have left a fresh batch of shit lasagna.

by soldierguy October 9, 2011