A blumber jack is variant of a blumpkin that involves covering your genitals with Vermont maple syrup and putting a flannel blindfold on your partner. Willing recipients can be found at Walmart or in the popeyes bathroom!
She got some syrup at the store guess I'm getting a blumber jack tonight bro
The jack zone is a zone which all men want to be in. A zone where all the girls want you because your an absolute fuckingstud. Have to have some type of facial hair to be in the jack zone