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Flap’jack 

A person that talks smack, over dramatizes every thing and instigates.

{ flap’jacking, flap’jacker }
Dude, your such a flapjack!
Flap’jack by dizybits May 30, 2018

Blumber jack 

A blumber jack is variant of a blumpkin that involves covering your genitals with Vermont maple syrup and putting a flannel blindfold on your partner. Willing recipients can be found at Walmart or in the popeyes bathroom!
She got some syrup at the store guess I'm getting a blumber jack tonight bro

thirsty jack 

A red Chevy Bolt. A car that has neither gasoline drink, nor sexual companionship.
He went to the dealership and bought himself a thirsty jack.
thirsty jack by Zepher Man Boy January 10, 2019

The jack zone 

The jack zone is a zone which all men want to be in. A zone where all the girls want you because your an absolute fucking stud. Have to have some type of facial hair to be in the jack zone
bro did u hear chuck Norris is finnaly in the jack zone”
The jack zone by Thegoatneno78 February 13, 2019

Walnut Jack 

The act of eating a dog with a spork and a whisk
Peen con leche son Walnut Jack
Walnut Jack by Asswhooper69 March 28, 2019

Classic Jack 

Getting politely rejected by a woman
Jack - “Lisa because robin isn’t darbying you anymore can I? I also don’t piss the bed! Clean Sheet McGee they call me”

Lisa - “ohhh what 😂”

Peter & Nathan “that’s a classic Jack”
Classic Jack by Swizzels May 16, 2019