Leg fart

when you feel a fart, in your leg.

"i'm feeling like there's bumps in my leg"
"oh, a leg fart?"
"the hell's that"

by Sossololpipi November 7, 2020

Mega fart

When you stand on your head and wait for the mega fart to rise and then fire it out like the god of war if you poop its a win win

Sorry I'm late i was doing some mega farts

by anonymous November 10, 2020

Old fart

You

Boomer: ok kid
kid: ok old fart

by #pandalover September 30, 2020

Faux Fart

When all typical gaseous characteristics are met and one approaches the release of said gas in the form of a flatulent (ˈfärt - verb) but they ultimately end up releasing diarrhea instead. The faux fart phenomenon is most commonly reported after significant alcohol consumption when ones fine motor skills are impaired. Although data has not yet surfaced to support the claim, it is believed that the Faux Fart is the #1 cause of underwear loss.

Remember last night when I drank those 40’s of Old English 800? I must have been drunker than I thought cuz I guessed wrong on a the Faux Fart.

Jimmy thought he was going to drop a loud ass bomb, but he ended up tossing his underwear in the garbage due to a Faux Fart.

by A. Massey October 3, 2020

hook fart

Faking an illness or the supposition that one has symptoms that do not associate to a real illness.

She thinks she has bronchitis but it's probably just a hook fart.

by Lotharian October 11, 2020

Wet Fart

A fart that was released while showering giving a kind of wet sensation in your butt

You: My butt felt really weird and warm after I farted.
Friend: you must have had a wet fart

by Webslice October 21, 2020

Slush fart

It’s that one shit, where it comes on so suddenly you know it’s going to be like hot diarrhea shots but you didn’t realized that the backsplash was gonna paint your inner thighs and escape the confines of the toilet bowl. Also known as the Jamaican Milkshake.

OMG! I can’t believe how many times I’ve had to clean the shush fart off the toilet seat. I hope grandpa realizes that he shit slush fart all over his inner thighs.

by Bilder Bob November 15, 2020