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Goldfish Fight Club 

A game created in 2016, where a student, in class on Friday, takes two goldfish crackers and squeeze sthem together to make them "fight". Whichever one breaks is the loser and thrown into a pile of crumbs, while the winner moves on to the next match. Once a clear winner is found out of the entire bag of goldfish, then he or she gets to take on the champ for an epic battle royale. During the final match, the official match theme of "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes must play, and if a winner is crowned, the champ will rest for the week in a zip lock bag stapled to the wall. Never speak of this information out loud to any other student in school......because the first rule of Goldfish Fight Club, is that you don't talk about Goldfish Fight Club.
Parker ignored Mr. Keith's lesson in class on Friday, because it was an intense day for Goldfish Fight Club, and she wanted to see if someone could challenge the champ.
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Fanon Goggles 

When people get really emotionally intense about something when in reality there's nothing interesting happening.
When people have read so much fanfiction that they begin applying all these intense emotions from the fictional universe to things that are happening in real life, which in reality are probably just really boring and uneventful.
Person 1: "Why does she always make weird and random Doctor Who references?"

Person 2: "It's called Fanon Goggles."
Fanon Goggles by danisntonfire March 6, 2014
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goddammit 

Get them rocks painted now, you mens. Goddammit!
goddammit by mahatmaKaneJeeves November 17, 2011

good dicking

when a guy gives you good sex
Erin and Sloan: How was last night, Morgan?
Morgan: Will Cox gave me a good dicking, so you could say it went well.

Erin and Sloan: yeah Girlie!!!
good dicking by bonerpatrol456 March 6, 2016

Goddesspreneur 

A beautiful and adored female that envisioned, organized and orchestrates her own successful company.
She was a Goddesspreneur that empowered other women to not just chase their dreams, but LIVE their DREAMS!
Goddesspreneur by LUXLY March 11, 2019

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker 

A saint who fucked a lot of goats; one of Sam O Nella’s best creations
...and Saint Jerry the Goatfucker who, as the name implied, fucked a lot of goats.

orange neon god

Donald Trump.
"Dim-witted Trump supporters continue to worship their orange neon god, a reality TV carnival barker who nearly brought the U.S. to its knees."
orange neon god by Bugszy January 8, 2021