dick hype

one with a unrelenting craving for dick

when a chicken head searches 24 hours a day 7 days a week for dick aka dick hype

by dong sterling August 19, 2007

Ripping Dicks

The action of bringing the male sex organ to climax at a rapid rate of speed.

Dude, I bet your sister is good at ripping dicks.

by *dirtydeeds* May 4, 2015

Dick Pact

A Dick Pact is an action between a specific number of nouns (proper or not) that can vary throughout the interval from negative to positive infinity. It can also take place without being between any specific number of nouns. The action's description is a tad indecipherable due to the nature of the action itself being a state of status.

For example: A Dick Pact between two boxes was impossible because they were pacted already, and therefore could not maintain their Dick Pact.

by Everflowing Chalice March 8, 2011

dick gnat

An annoying girl or groupie who is constanly "buzzing arounnd" band members. Similar to those little gnats that buzz around the genitals of dogs.

Man, that girl is at every single one of our shows. She is such a dick gnat!

by JC95 September 28, 2008

dick teething

what it's called when a female gives a terrible blow job and uses her teeth, and in some cases where the female rips off dick skin.

Example:

Jessen- dude what happened to you this weekend?

Earl- this nasty bitch named Skylar dick teethed me. she ripped skin off my dicks head.

Jessen- don't trust a dick teething whore.

by yelak May 19, 2014

Dick Shock

Dick Shock occurs when your boxer shorts build up static electricity over the course of the day. The boxers, the zipper of your pants, and the head of your penis all align at once and you get a very nasty shock just like when you rub your socks on the carpet and touch a door knob.

Tony was at work all day long and when he finally sat down he winced in pain from the dick shock

by KumbakaShroomppl November 26, 2009

Dick Cheese

the substance resulting from rubbing ones dick against a cheese grater, goes well on toast

me and the boys on our way to the group dick grating to make some epic dick cheese, bruh.

by epicpoop69 April 6, 2019