Muddy Neck

when you are performing anal sex with your significant other and get shit dick and they proceed to give you oral sex directly after

Hey Babe, tryna give me some muddy neck later?

by shermanator615 July 3, 2024

muddy hotdog

you gotta pull your dick out of the ass and you gotta rub whatever comes out all over you like its a hot dog and thats it. thats it man

Dude I can't believe Nikolai gave me a muddy hotdog, that was gnarly.

by tankhmper1918 November 5, 2024

Muddington

Any number of substances that your tweaker friend will tell you he's on and then refuses to elaborate

1: what the fuck are you tripping on

2: it's Muddington
1 :What's Muddington
2: If you don't know, it's too late

by Philevansmakesbrisketsathome December 2, 2024

mudsliding

The act of shitting in a public place and leaving it for someone to step in. Bonus points for letting it slide down the leg and onto the floor.

"Yeah man I just mudslided in a store yesterday."
"We should go mudsliding in the gas station."

by Polaroid_Wolf December 4, 2024

Mudflap

When a male is circumcised and a flap of foreskin is left hanging on the underside of the penis.

Did you see his mudflap? I've never seen one that long.

by CUPCAKETITS13 December 11, 2024

mudded

farting when your fresh off of drinking lean

man i just mudded this shit crazy

by murkybuttcheek December 14, 2024

muddy Mussolini

When you go to finger your friends asshole with your pinky but miss and hit their balls

Person 1: Hey man how’d you deal with that bully

Person 2: Had to give him a good ol muddy mussolini

by coldpolarbearip52 December 19, 2024