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Skin Tornando

My skin tornando itches.
by Jesse Beltran August 8, 2006
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Awkward Tornado

- Used an awkward turtle can't/won't break the awkwardness of a situation.

- Person verbally states that the current situation is an "awkward tornado."

- If used correctly, the awkward "cloud" should disappear, and the members of the situation should begin to converse, thus eliminating said awkwardness.
Silence*

Person #1: Dude, its like an awkward tornado in here

Persons #2, 3, 4, 5: Ah, yes it is

*Conversation begins.
by aureole November 16, 2010
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Limp tornado

When you duct tape the hand of a coma patient to your dick and shake her arm rapidly
“That patient in there has been in a coma for 2 years, $50 and I’ll lock the door and you can get a limp tornado, I’ll tell any other doctor the room is busy”
by Limp tornado creator December 21, 2020
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Texas Tornado

You called me up from Amarillo, said you were coming to town
And thought I'd like to tell you hello, and drive an old friend around
I pulled up to the airport, confident and cool
But when you stepped off that plane, I knew I was your fool

My Little Texas Tornado, blowing me away again
I swore it wouldn't happen again, but I looked at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again
You're lying with me in Atlanta, it's such a beautiful lie
You play me like a piano, I always let you get by
I know I'll go through hell girl, when you find someone else
But right now I'm in heaven, and I can't help myself

I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again
Texas Tornado
Blowing me away again, I swore it wouldn't happen again
But I look at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind

Texas Tornado
by Death Menace July 18, 2022
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anal tornado

when ever a girl "farts". because girls dont pass gas, so there must be a tornado in there ass when it sounds like they do.
WEATHER ALERT:hurricane taquito is heading towards shore, so run for cover. were in for an anal tornado
by charlie December 25, 2004
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Horny-Torny Sussy-Gussy

When a woman gets all holes in her body penetrated by multiple rodents and two black men. The men then proceed to fuck the rats until they are mush. All the rats are then shoved up the woman’s vagina
My mom got that Horny-Torny Sussy-Gussy and now she’s a dirty Jew. I hate Jews. And the blacks.
by Sex with little kids January 20, 2023
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tornak

the worlds greatest lover; the elite of the elitists; the best; the greatest; excellent; superb; number one; etc, etc.
"man, i fucked her so good last night, almost as good as tornak could"
by tornak March 25, 2003
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