Spooge McGee

A secret menu item served at (mostly) every restaurant in the United States. Consists of one Dildometer placed atop a vast ocean of sauce and cheese. Not to be confused with the Splooge McGee.

Caller: "'Hey, I'm calling to inquire about the rumoured 'Spooge McGee', would you happen to have this in stock?"'
Recipient: "Name please?"
Caller: "Gage Anthony Sands"
Recipient: "Never call this fucking store again."

by d1Bootyrape September 8, 2025

Spooge

noun: male ejaculate, semen

verb: to ejaculate on

After a heavy session of self love in my bed, the sheets were covered with my spooge

by Ontilt_73 September 12, 2025

Spoodle (v., n.)

To whirl thoughts and words out rapidly and playfully while simultaneously making someone fall in love with your mind. The intellectual equivalent of falling into bed together. Etymology: Invented by an impossible Australian philosopher named Mike for an equally impossible Swiss-American boy named Ethan, October 2025. Example: 'We spent three days spoodling about Pindar and Nigerian scammers until I realized I loved him.' Related forms: spoodling (gerund), spoodled (past tense), spoodler (noun, one who spoodles). Synonyms: intellectual intimacy, playful philosophizing, mind-meld. Antonyms: small talk, superficial conversation, anything Tom would understand."

Spoodle (v., n.) : To whirl thoughts and words out rapidly and playfully while simultaneously making someone fall in love with your mind. The intellectual equivalent of falling into bed together. Etymology: Invented by an impossible Australian philosopher named Mike for an equally impossible Swiss-American boy named Ethan, October 2025. Example: 'We spent three days spoodling about Pindar and Nigerian scammers until I realized I loved him.' Related forms: spoodling (gerund), spoodled (past tense), spoodler (noun, one who spoodles). Synonyms: intellectual intimacy, playful philosophizing, mind-meld. Antonyms: small talk, superficial conversation, anything Tom would understand."

by Ethan Nicholas October 17, 2025

Spoogeball

The game you play with your lover, when, after sex, you throw the sponge-soaked tissues from cleaning up across the room to the trash can and try to score points for making it into the can.

Andre was off his game, but Ginger scored 2 points, with a final score of 2-0 for the evening’s Spoogeball game.

by HotMonster65 October 19, 2025

Snap Snoogle

A phrase utilized after someone in the vicinity sneezes in a particularly exuberant manner.

"AAACHOO!"
"Whoah man, snap snoogle!

by Handsome Jerk November 24, 2010

REVERSE SPOODLE

When you suck the post nasal drip into your mouth whilst getting head and then spit it into your lovers mouthole.

WOW, no need for pizza now, that reverse Spoodle you fed me was extra chunky sooo filling, nighty night.

by Poopoooooooooooooooooooooooooo March 29, 2019

Solar spooled

When you take the wrong drugs and end up invisible to the point of inner clearity and external invisiblisation. Not sure how it works, occasionally happened with Dexedrine suicide attempts as a child victim of attempted municipissicide

I got solar spooled a few years ago and my friends couldn't find me for over 24 hours

by Cody5050 October 10, 2021