d1Bootyrape's definitions

Spooge McGee

A secret menu item served at (mostly) every restaurant in the United States. Consists of one Dildometer placed atop a vast ocean of sauce and cheese. Not to be confused with the Splooge McGee.

Caller: "'Hey, I'm calling to inquire about the rumoured 'Spooge McGee', would you happen to have this in stock?"'
Recipient: "Name please?"
Caller: "Gage Anthony Sands"
Recipient: "Never call this fucking store again."

by d1Bootyrape September 8, 2025

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You were so bored that you decided to type every letter, left to right, three whole times.

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“Dude are you okay?”

by d1Bootyrape January 31, 2022