schlong

a cock

thats a big schlong

by round ass mug November 7, 2022

schlong

another word for penis

"god thats a long schlong"

by rick.astley6969 November 18, 2022

Schlongophobia

Extreme fear of penis, fear of gayhood and gay people. non-hostile homophobia .

Terry: I think your friend Matt is a little gay.
Jim: Too bad. Im ending our friendship, i have Schlongophobia, i refuse to endure gayness.

by Dashofliquor November 20, 2022

Schloog

The greatest Cryptocurrency ever made, by the greatest people ever. To the mooooonn!!!!!

'You have to buy some SchloogCoin!! Its going to the Moon!!'

by Schloog Miner December 31, 2022

Schlongle

Getting railed by a man with a substantially sized Schlong, hence, Schlongle

Kelly: I got schlongled so hard last night, I can't feel my legs!
Mary: Damn, what kind of girth did he have?!

by Stalin be balin February 7, 2023

Schlongaurant

SCHLONGAURANT. A public establishment where meales are served by handsome and scanty-dressed waiters to paying female customers.

"I want to go to a schlongaurant. Any ideas?"
"Yea, lets go to Talkywackers and get a short rib sandwich."

by Mozart72 May 31, 2023

Schlonging

Schlong + longing.
Expression when someone is desperated or in need for sexual activities.
When someone is longing for the schlong.

In that moment she was schlonging so hard for David her panties started to moisten

by Lucius Darko June 10, 2023