Definitions by Dashofliquor

ZK 

ZK is an acronym for 'zombie killer'. A long knife used as a weapon primarily by urban British street gangs.

I swung my zk at him bruv, that left a 6 inch gash on him.

ZK by Dashofliquor November 28, 2022

Chef you up 

'Chef you up' or 'chef up' is a british slang warning to inflict cut or stab injuries.

If you look me wrong, ill chef you up with my zk, bruv

Chef you up by Dashofliquor November 28, 2022

Watch yo throat 

Signalling or threatening someone to watch their back, because someone is out there to get them.

Jim: Yo, those shoes look goofy.
Donquavious III Jr: That ain't cool nigga, watch yo throat .

Watch yo throat by Dashofliquor November 26, 2022

Top L 

A person who is so unsuccessful that even an average Joe outdoes a Top L. A person who is capable of nothing in all realms of life

Jim: I heard Jessica rejected Matt yesterday.
Tim: Yeah, he's an absolute Top L

Top L by Dashofliquor November 22, 2022

Wormbowl

A person with seriously dismantled life, Individual with a derailed life.

Tom: I've heard they're charging Matt with aggravated violence.
Jim: Yeah, he's had several run ins with the law in the past. His life is a trainwreck .

Tom: Yup, he is a total wormbowl.

Wormbowl by Dashofliquor November 21, 2022

Schlongophobia 

Extreme fear of penis, fear of gayhood and gay people. non-hostile homophobia .

Terry: I think your friend Matt is a little gay.
Jim: Too bad. Im ending our friendship, i have Schlongophobia, i refuse to endure gayness.

Schlongophobia by Dashofliquor November 20, 2022