Dashofliquor's definitions

Schlongophobia

Extreme fear of penis, fear of gayhood and gay people. non-hostile homophobia .

Terry: I think your friend Matt is a little gay.
Jim: Too bad. Im ending our friendship, i have Schlongophobia, i refuse to endure gayness.

by Dashofliquor November 20, 2022

Watch yo throat

Signalling or threatening someone to watch their back, because someone is out there to get them.

Jim: Yo, those shoes look goofy.
Donquavious III Jr: That ain't cool nigga, watch yo throat .

by Dashofliquor November 26, 2022

Top L

A person who is so unsuccessful that even an average Joe outdoes a Top L. A person who is capable of nothing in all realms of life

Jim: I heard Jessica rejected Matt yesterday.
Tim: Yeah, he's an absolute Top L

by Dashofliquor November 22, 2022

Chef you up

'Chef you up' or 'chef up' is a british slang warning to inflict cut or stab injuries.

If you look me wrong, ill chef you up with my zk, bruv

by Dashofliquor November 28, 2022

Wormbowl

A person with seriously dismantled life, Individual with a derailed life.

Tom: I've heard they're charging Matt with aggravated violence.
Jim: Yeah, he's had several run ins with the law in the past. His life is a trainwreck .

Tom: Yup, he is a total wormbowl.

by Dashofliquor November 21, 2022

ZK

ZK is an acronym for 'zombie killer'. A long knife used as a weapon primarily by urban British street gangs.

I swung my zk at him bruv, that left a 6 inch gash on him.

by Dashofliquor November 28, 2022