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Pube Dandruff 

Dandruff of the pubes. A syndrome that disturbs the pubic region of the body with white granules forming from the follicles.
You need some Shaft & Sack to keep that pube dandruff from getting on your black panties.
Pube Dandruff by Jimmy Neutron March 11, 2004
Evil Brother of Famous Business Cartoon Character, 'Dilbert'.

Smells like Unwashed Crotch
"Pubert, your fired!"
pubert by PimpWyld November 5, 2003
Attaching ones pubic hair to their television by any means nessecery.
Josh: Am I comin' over to watch to super bowl.
Ben: Yeah, we're watchin' it on the pube tube.
Pube Tube by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

pube stash 

Similar to a mustache, except the hair grow on the upper lip as it did when you were 14. Straight, light, and fluffy. This can be seen on men (and some women) until their late 20's.
Adam Morrison had a pube stash in the 2005 NCAA basketball season
pube stash by Pim Pam Wallace July 17, 2006

Pube Spider 

The ball of pubic hair that you find stuck in the drain of your shower of bathtub that resembles a hairy spider, probably left behind by a roommate.
I was about to go take a shower when I found a gigantic pube spider just hanging out in my drain.
Pube Spider by eaglesfan95 June 27, 2010
The time in a boy's life when he learns how babies are bor with sexual intercorse. The boy's dick, penis, johnny, willie, or whaterver you want to call it get long and hard. The is called an erection. Other changes are those such as pubic hair, sperm production, arm pit hair, attraction to boys and girls, and possibly a change of underwear from briefs to boxer-briefs or even the awful boxers. Boys may also begin masturbation.
Son, it's time for THE TALK. You are about to start puberty. When you really like a girl or boy, go up and say you want to have sex. You then both slowly strip. Once you're in your underwear, let you girl or guy get a good look, then shove those things down fast. Stick your stick in her vagina or his ass. Move it.
Puberty by YoPENIS January 6, 2008