eaglesfan95's definitions

Pube Spider

The ball of pubic hair that you find stuck in the drain of your shower of bathtub that resembles a hairy spider, probably left behind by a roommate.

I was about to go take a shower when I found a gigantic pube spider just hanging out in my drain.

by eaglesfan95 June 27, 2010

Gentleman Sword

The fancy way of saying penis.

Shown in the Hollywood Undead song, 'Comin' In Hot.'

Well, that is most superb. I too had my Gentleman Sword rode on.

by eaglesfan95 April 19, 2011