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piss rocket

Often, when hauling cargo over long distances and in order to maintain a tight schedule, a truck driver may not have adequate time to make pit stops along the way. This predicament is solved by pissing into a water bottle (piss rocket) and firing said piss rocket out the window.
The highway was littered with blown tires and piss rockets.
piss rocket by Teebs Malone May 9, 2008
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piss butt 

When shit comes out of your ass as fast as piss would. Liquid in consistency and overly toxic to the nose.
After that Korean Kafe trip, i know ill be on the shitter with piss butt. Hopefully Junior Spivey can clean it up.
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Piss Chisel 

When ariving upon the toilet and seeing previous stains upon sed toilet, one decides to use one's piss to chisel away at the stains until sed stain has vanished
I just left sme marks on the toilet for the next person to get their piss chisel on..
Piss Chisel by Bravedeini October 20, 2008

piss-cutter 

A Marine’s garrison cover. The word was used extensively in the middle 20th Century, presently out of vogue due to a serious lack of political correctness. The etymology of the word is not known. One possible explanation comes from Kate Gladstone who says, "I have heard 'pisscutter' used by (elderly male) non-Marines to describe anything which has a sharp, spiffy-looking fold or edge or crease - e.g., a particularly well-made hat-brim, or an admirably crisp crease in a pair of pants." In the novel Shogun by James Clavell the word is used to refer to a harbor that was particularly difficult to navigate.
The Marine Corps cadet looked rather spiffy in his piss cutter
piss-cutter by Felipe Campos August 3, 2004

piss pump 

that bitch sure can suck a good piss pump.
piss pump by spltbird November 25, 2002
When a guy sticks his penis in the girls ass or vagina and pisses while his penis is in there. It is said this is not pleasurable unless girlfriend is 100% horney or drunk.
"Susie, my boyfriend piss fucked me last night. and i hope he never does it again."
piss fuck by slt7596hfhdfk May 11, 2007

piss balloon 

What uncut men can do if they wake up with a piss boner and pinch the end of their foreskin closed when pissing. The foreskin expands and becomes a piss balloon.

Best done in the shower, or over someone you either really hate or who finds watersports fun, as releasing the skin causes a real explosion of piss.
I had the usual morning piss boner, so I made a piss balloon on the way to the shower.
piss balloon by rugbyman September 21, 2005