Detroit, Michigan

A palce where the locals complain about others knowing nothing about them, even though in their hearts they know that only the rich neighborhood doesn't have Liquor stores, Gangs, and constant Gun fire.

Detroit Local: Have you ever been to Detroit, Michigan?

Stranger: No, but I know its a horrible palce.

Detroit: No, it's not, you can getp ast the bullets and drugs you know!

Stranger: Pull up your skirt sally, this is Urban Dicitonary, we want to have soemthign funny not you whining about how we judge your town.

by Gunshotvictim298 March 6, 2011

michigan

a state so conservative, it is a surprise that it swings democrat

yep michigan

by YoYOyoYoYOyoYoYOyoYoYOyo January 20, 2009

michigan summer

three months of bad sledding

michigander: wanna go sledding?
non-michigander: we cant, its summer!
michigander: thats never stopped us!

(michigan summer) <<-- stupid UD that wont except my example with out the word im describing in it!!! >.<

by the people of the big mitten July 19, 2011

Michigan Wolverines

The Michigan Wolverines are a NCAA Big 10 football team that has got the short end of the stick for the past decade. There are team that has a shitty fanbase; often thinking they are better than they really are. Despite this, their rivals fanbases tend to be equally as bad or worse (especially the fans in Ohio). They've went through a cycle of coaches that were both awful and culture changing to Maize and Blues history. In recent years, their new head coach Jim Harbaugh has tried his best to turn around this program, yet he still can't beat Ohio State in "The Game." Every year it seems like Michigan will do well, they fail. They blow it against some shit team, then they follow that up by getting beat by the Buckeyes The Game being the only semi-hard game on THEEEE Ohio State schedule.

Michigan Fan: "The Michigan Wolverines will be great this year!"

Any other NCAAF team fan: "Yeah just as great as you've been for the last ten years."

OSU fan: "We will always be the best team in the Big Ten. Also, Urban Meyers dick is the tastiest think I've put in my mouth!!!"

by CollegeFootballFan123 November 11, 2018

Michigan mountain climber

During a gangbang, the woman will be at the bottom of the mountain with a man on top of her, while another man is on top of him, fucking him in the ass. While another man is on top of him, fucking him in the ass. While another man is on top of him, fucking him in the ass. While another man is on top of him, fucking him in the ass. While another man is on top of him, fucking him in the ass. While another man is on top of him, fucking him in the ass... And so on

Sasha grey returned to the industry with a gangbang scene featuring a Michigan mountain climber and an Ohio fountain stream.

by Bboybriguy November 8, 2019

Michigan hardhat

When you take your smokeless tobacco out of your mouth and put it around the head of your penis and shove it in her vagina

During the middle of sex he pulled the Michigan hardhat.

by Jrep24 December 20, 2019

michigan

Something really fucked up with no chance of ever getting better. Used as a noun or verb

Synonyms: Fucked up, ass, tits up

You to pool partner: Just don’t michigan this
Partner: *accidentally hits 8 ball in*
You: bruh

*Your team attempts to punt the ball away with 10 seconds left to secure victory but instead drops the punt and gives the other team the ball to score and win with no time left
Fan: this is so michigan

by Gooch cobbler October 20, 2020