Definitions by Jrep24

Michigan hardhat 

When you take your smokeless tobacco out of your mouth and put it around the head of your penis and shove it in her vagina

During the middle of sex he pulled the Michigan hardhat.

Michigan hardhat by Jrep24 December 20, 2019

Braynt Gumble 

When ones significant other takes one ball, squeezing it slightly and putting in your rectum.

Ooh baby, I want you to braynt gumble me tonight after dinner!

Braynt Gumble by Jrep24 September 5, 2016