2 definitions by Gooch cobbler
Something really fucked up with no chance of ever getting better. Used as a noun or verb
Synonyms: Fucked up, ass, tits up
Synonyms: Fucked up, ass, tits up
You to pool partner: Just don’t michigan this
Partner: *accidentally hits 8 ball in*
You: bruh
*Your team attempts to punt the ball away with 10 seconds left to secure victory but instead drops the punt and gives the other team the ball to score and win with no time left
Fan: this is so michigan
Partner: *accidentally hits 8 ball in*
You: bruh
*Your team attempts to punt the ball away with 10 seconds left to secure victory but instead drops the punt and gives the other team the ball to score and win with no time left
Fan: this is so michigan
by Gooch cobbler October 20, 2020
Phrase to take blame for something you fucked up in a situation where it could not possibly be anyone else’s fault.
Friend: bro, why did you just throw my Xbox out the window? we are on the 5th floor.
You: oh. that’s on me
Girlfriend: you’re telling me you had a threesome with two other bitches, neither of whom are me.
Boyfriend: yeah, that’s on me, but i love you.
You: oh. that’s on me
Girlfriend: you’re telling me you had a threesome with two other bitches, neither of whom are me.
Boyfriend: yeah, that’s on me, but i love you.
by Gooch cobbler October 20, 2020