A (IT) management out of business reality, leaving from past and trying to prolong it as most as possible, hardly adopting a new model, not able to keep talented people. It can be used in a larger sense for defining at all the management quality in any organization, grasping the past not being able to innovate and adopt.
- Our business model has became a "dinosaurs", cloud is hitting hard, and our scatological management is not able to adopt to a new model.
by Chibas June 27, 2013
Get the Scatological Managementmug. What a rod-and-reel sportsman hasta attend for displaying an unacceptable level of maniacal rage during a lousy fishing day.
If Madea decided to try her hand at dropping a hook in da water but failed to catch much of anything worthwhile during said endeavor, she might likely become so furiously frustrated dat she'd get sentenced to angler management class.
by QuacksO December 25, 2021
Get the angler management classmug. by C Clark June 30, 2021
Get the Professional Managermug. When a manager explains to an employee or to a tenant why things are the way they are at their job or where they live.
I thanked the manager of the apartment complex I live in for manager splainin' to my why my new lease begins on the 28th of November instead of December 1st.
by anonymous October 3, 2023
Get the Manager Splainin'mug. traffic management without the presence of traffic cops on the roads. Under such a system, drivers and pedestrians strictly obey the traffic rules, e.g. by following the traffic light system, as if there were traffic cops managing traffic.
by uttam maharjan December 12, 2010
Get the traffic self-managementmug. Formerly known as Ninja;Utkarsh, is a terminated ESL manager. He is known for his off work in some small clan and making them bigger and then leaving it.
by Sam zeus January 31, 2021
Get the NINJA MANAGERmug. When someone manages a work-from-home employee by checking that their status in a chat application like Slack, Microsoft Teams, etc., hasn't shifted from a green dot signifying "Present/Available" to an orange, yellow, or red dot signifying "Away", rather than by measuring things like quality and quantity of work output, whether deliverables are met in a timely fashion, customer satisfaction, etc.
With the explosion in employees working from home during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020+, many managers who had been accustomed to prowling cube farms and looking over their employees' shoulders to make sure they were working, resorted to this technique.
With the explosion in employees working from home during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020+, many managers who had been accustomed to prowling cube farms and looking over their employees' shoulders to make sure they were working, resorted to this technique.
"My manager totally does management by green dot. I got yelled at for being 'Away' on Slack yesterday morning because I had to spend half an hour on the phone with my kid's school. I'm going to have to get one of those mouse jigglers."
by ImTiredandINeedaNap October 9, 2021
Get the Management By Green Dotmug.