17th may

a sexy beast was born on this day. a big chad and a big personality

john its the 17th may today!!!

paul okay so?

john a sexy beast was born today 16 years ago

by honeyteas October 25, 2019

May 1st

The day that the United States of America killed Osama Bin Laden, the mastermind behind the infamous 9/11 attacks and the leader as well as founder of Al Qaeda, in a special operation in Pakistan during a gun fight.

(Person One): What has the whole "War on Terror" actually done?

(Person Two): DUDE! May 1st!!

by XxDivinexX May 24, 2011

May 7

National do anything day

Bill-"hey guess what"
Regina-"what"
Bill-"its may 7"
Regina-"so what about it"
Bill-"its national do anything day"

by Freaky_nerdy May 6, 2019

May 23

National braid day
Wear your hair in any kind of braids

French, Dutch (etc)

You’re really wearing you hair in braids may 23

Why not it’s national wear you hair in braids day

by Braids day May 20, 2019

May 1

May 1 is slap ass day.

Student 1: Slap* Its May 1 so you can't get mad at me
Student 2: True, but i will get you back

by ThatBitch111 April 16, 2019

May 7

May 7th is the day when natural depressed insomniac crackheads are born.

May 7 babies first words: Ya’ll got any bread?

by Purrompto August 1, 2020

robert may

The most perfect man alive. He's sweet, caring, gentle, and nice. He's absolutely charming and can sweep you off your feet in minutes. He's fun to talk to and loves unconditionally. Usually tall with brown hair. Also can be a really big nerd.

Anastasia: have you met Robert may?

Autumn: yes. He's so dashing.

by Darth mauls big toe December 17, 2013