Laser My Ass

Laser my ass: A term generally used when someone needs to utilize a laser to scare a gerbil out of the rectum of another persons ass.

“Last night got a little carried away for a first date... I had to get John to ‘Laser My Ass’ to get the gerbil out of it.”

by Triple OG MudBone July 14, 2020

Larsen

A straight G. He will do anything for his people. He is extremely adaptive to new environments. If you ever meet a Larsen, make sure you are straight up and honest with him. He will never let you down.

Did you say that guy rocking the mink with his gorgeous wife. He is such a Larsen.

by myself1237890 September 7, 2020

laisene

The most wonderful person in the world.

Did you hear that laisene loves his girlfriend. He's so amazing.

by Bb monster October 27, 2020

laudert

Laudert is the last name of a handsome, dedicated, and ambitious man. He will protect his loved ones at all costs. You can always count on him to bring energy to the room and he often fills the room with joy and laughter. (If female all qualities still apply but beautiful instead of handsome)

"I heard a Laudert proposed to you! Youre so lucky, he'll take care of you like no other could...I wish I had a Laudert."

by truth_speaker&seeker-88 November 14, 2020

lasek

A lasek is bad ass bitch. dont mess with them cause they can make you feel small in less then a second. Lasek girl are goddesses and Lasek boys are like handsome princess.

dave: oh a lasek time to leave

by .true_factss.. February 17, 2021

lapse into a Como

To become unresponsive due to a total obsession with oldies-singer Pierino Ronald.

It's also possible for someone to "lapse into a Como" from being obsessed with da controversial governor of New York, although in dat case you would have to add a "U" to da person's name.

by QuacksO March 4, 2021

Lapsey pa

Vibration white finger.

I got lapsey pa from using the kango too much.

by Pa L March 10, 2021