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The Land, Sea, and Air Burger 

The true meaning of being on top of the food chain, a Land, Sea, and Air Burger consists of a McDonalds Hamburger, a chicken patty, and a Filet-o-Fish patty. This is what KFC's Double Down wants to be when it grows up.

The burger is rumored to be on McDonalds Secret Menu as reported by NPR and was first discovered on Eat Me!, an online food blog by Playboy, although archeologists claim remains of Noah's Ark have yielded the correct proportions of ingredients. Others argue Paul Revere is the true father of the creation, while critics say that "3 if by Air" is purely speculation.
The Land, Sea, and Air Burger accounts for more deaths in the USA then shark attacks, lightning strikes, and bee stings combined.
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Get offa my land! 

What angry farmers shout when an intruder(s) runs around disturbing his livestock on his farmland. Gunshots usually follow, aswell as murder charges.
Get offa my land! BANG BANG........ dead

profiterole land 

A place where everything is well, all the people are happy, the land is full of peace and the walls have ears. The only source of food is pavlova and profiteroles however, which leads to large scale obesity.
We searched high and low for profiterole land, we had to endure the co-op microwave lasanga meal and we also discovered "OH NO". When we got there, Kate shouted "profiterole land", and a large, warm sunny glow bathed us. We entered profiterole land, and we all soon tasted the tastiest profiteroles that anyone could have ever tasted. Then we got fat and died.

!!!!!!ZE END!!!!!!
profiterole land by ho hum... December 28, 2006

Brummie Land

"Oi, what are you doing this weekend?"
"Heading over to Brummie Land to sight see!"
Brummie Land by TheM&MSquad November 8, 2017

Zooter Land 

The place you visit when you get so unbelievable high.
Dude... I think I’m in Zooter Land right now.
Zooter Land by undeadtitan March 9, 2019

badussy land 

the worlds most unknown secret mysterious awakening island on earth. it holds many wonders and goes way back through history.
a baddie: badussy land is so underrated man.
a loser: no its not, shush it.