HTC

Hit The Cooch

Hey Jack, feel like goin out for a little HTC tonight?

by Jocko123 April 8, 2010

HTFU

It means "Hurry the fuck up!"

me: Hey Amanda
Amanda: what?
me: HTFU and suck my dick!

by CaliPothead April 9, 2009

HTFO

Commonly known as "hung the fuck over", it can also stand for "hop the fuck off", which is generally another way of saying "GTFO"

Girl A: Oh God, I hate those girls who have raccoon eyes ~
Girl B: I know what you mean, they really need to HTFO and get some make-up remover.

by SDris June 1, 2010

HTIS

HTIS commonly affects those with a lack of intelligence on the "interwebz." There are many symptoms that show that a person has HTIS. Symptoms may include itchy balls, peeing vomit, crapping kittens, and listening to Fall Out Boy. It may also result when a person misspells "this."

Shit, man. I was talking to my girlfriend online and I'm afraid to say it but. . . I think I have HTIS.

by asfdahgsfdn May 24, 2008

HTC

Piece of shit that is responsible for more people going back to an Iphone from Android than anything else.

That Htc is Quietly fucking useless.

by Wolja June 11, 2013

HTS

Horny Teenager Syndrome
When one is overwhelmed with horniness, causing them to act as teenagers and have horrible PDA

Kayla: I've got such bad HTS, wanna go make out in the elevator
Jesse: Thatd be deece

by ryEng March 25, 2009

HTC

Acronym for Human Tampon Club.

~"Dude Jake joined the HTC"

~"No way I would fuck a girl on her period man!"

by skisky November 11, 2010