HTFU

"Hang the Fuck Up!" the cell phone correct version (especially appropriate for vehicular maladiction) of the well-established STFU.
"HTFU and DRIVE!" Ted shouted at the smugly self-absorbed yuppie soccer mom who was toddling along the freeway at 40mph in a van filled with children while simultaneously sipping her non-fat-non-dairy-decaf frap and babbling away on her cell phone oblivious to the furious world raging around her.
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Hurry the fuck up. A derivative of stfu that is used to coax the wife to hurry up in front of the kids.
We're late... HTFU man.
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me: Hey Amanda
Amanda: what?
me: HTFU and suck my dick!
by CaliPothead April 10, 2009
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H- Hold
T- The
F- Fuck
U- Up

An abrupt way to tell someone you have to step away for a short moment or when something is so unbelievable that you need a moment to think
Htfu man I gotta go grab my popcorn.”

Or
HTFU DID THIS SWEATY LITTLE TEN YEAR OLD JUST STEAL MY ACE?
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Harden The Fuck Up

Used to tell a weak person or persons that they have become far too weak, and to prevent further embarrasment to the human race, they must Harden The Fuck Up.
1. I see that you are on the side of the road with a flat tire. What, you, a fully grown man can't change a tire yourself, and you're waiting for a tow truck? HTFU!

2. "This is Michael. He can't go on a family holiday without bringing his portable gaming console. HTFU, Michael!"
by Chopper Read October 12, 2006
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i have a tummy ache..... htfu!!
by lyn ternalll December 04, 2010
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htfu WE’RE GONNA BE LATE
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