Holy Whore

Someone who is very religious active , but in the end is a giant slut.

Oh that girl is such a holy whore.

by redyoungin18 September 3, 2011

holy shit bar

The thing above your head that you can hold on to while driving with a crazy driver.

"I was in a taxi and the guy was all over the place, I was like, 'Holy shit, it's a good thing that bar was there.'"

by The Admiral July 9, 2003

holy freakin muffins

Expression of excitement or awe, occasionally sexually related and always followed by a short giggle as the person realises what an absolute retard the person repeating the expression is.

See also: no fucking way

Holy Freakin Muffins, Ryan's Here!

by Luke December 26, 2004

The Holy Toledo Trinity

A divine group of three terms, all based around the city of Toledo, Ohio. This location was chosed due to the popularity of other Ohio-based terms Cleveland Steamer and Cincinatti Bowtie. The Trinity is comprised of:

The Toledo Mosquito
The Toledo Burrito
The Toledo Funguito

Jim successfully made a 4,500 mile pilgrimage to Ohio in order to be in the city of his religion. He spent 29 days worshipping the town of Toledo and The Holy Toledo Trinity. He wept when he saw a live performance of the Toledo Burrito.

by The Earl of Teabag September 15, 2008

Holy Names Academy

A Catholic all-girls school on Capitol Hill in Seattle, Washington, Holy Names carries more than its fair share of stereotypes, most of them being true.

1. Everyone is a dyke.
This is not true. There are very few lesbians at Holy Names, probably even less than your average high school. At Holy Names parties, however, same-sex hookups run rampant, making attending a solely Holy Names party any O'Dea guy's wet dream.

2. Every girl hardly resembles a female.

This is both true and false. There is nary a girl at Holy Names who looks feminine during the school day. On the weekends, about half the girls clean up extremely well, blowing off steam at a Seattle Prep or Bishop Blanchet party on copious amounts of cocaine, whilst the other half continue to wallow in their anime-plastered greasy-headed ugliness.

3. Holy Names Girls are easy sluts.
This is true. From the bombshell of the class to the drama nerd, the sex lives of Holy Names students are enviable. Should the sex life not be up to standard, many hours of the day will be spent complaining and plotting as to how to remedy the situation. Any guy can get lucky with a Holy Names girl. In addition, the sluttiness of the student body is only aided by the love of alcohol (preferably cheap) by many, and the fascination and experimentation with drugs by a select few.

Holy Names Academy is also known as Homely Dames, Holy Dykes, and Ho Names

-I'm finna hit that Roosevelt party. I heard the Holy Dykes are trynna go also and I need to get some easy ass.

-I need a quick 30 bucks.
-Sell a shit dime to a Holy Names girl, she'll pay up.

-I've always wanted to be friends with someone who enjoys cosplay, never washes their hair, and likes to have kinky sex after doing the homework due three or four weeks from now.
-Try Holy Names Academy."

by thedykemaster December 6, 2010

holy

Set apart; absolutely other; unique in every way; pure; sole, unpoluted.

God is Holy; there is no one else like Him.

by Jay Baldwin September 4, 2004

Temple of the Holy Vagina

Obvious applications; but especially that place to get on your knees and worship---Lap!---Lap!---Lap!---

Temple of the Holy Vagina; the only kind of organized religion which makes sense.

by wanker56 May 24, 2007