Flap Artist

Someone who is constantly scared or 'Flapping'

John: What are you playing?
James: Amnesia, I'm proper flapping
John: You're a proper flap artist that's why

by Blueseal6 August 30, 2011

piss flaps

Large,hanging pussy lips.

"Her piss flaps were so big she needed to use suspenders to keep from shiting in 'em."

by reggiefloyd March 02, 2009

shit flap

The buttonned up flap of fabric on the rear of old fashioned red long john's

I had to go so bad, I barely had time to unbutton my shit flap and get outta the tent!

by Long Jim September 30, 2005

Mud Flap

A gay man's condom.

Dude, good thing you were wearing that mud flap!

by gdude April 13, 2009

tent flaps

An extreme case of beef curtain-itis, whereby the curtains are so immense they resemble the flaps on a camping tent.

Going down on Becky wasn't easy, what with the giant tent flaps in the way.

by Chalupa Power May 19, 2006

Cack Flap

Surprising a goose by randomly inserting dildos made of algae into whatever orifices you can find

That Goose was aroused by the Cack Flap

by the Scrumptiously big Daddy April 23, 2019

Salmon Flaps

Salmon Flaps are the fishy Flaps that you must spread, if you dare, to enter her fishy love hole.

This phrase is commonly used when describing a skip holed whore who doesn't wash properly. The smell, when she opens her legs can make a man faint if he goes down on her. Even when wearing jeans she is often told to 'CLOSE YOUR LEGS LOVE!'.

:)

This phrase can be used in many circumstances, but this is the most common.

Person 1: Did you fuck Steph last night?
Person 2: Yeah mate, I fucked that whore good, but her Salmon Flaps nearly ate me whole. Boy was she smelly! Like a Salmon.

by Dead-Kitty October 03, 2007