Flap Fingered 

To receive external or penetrative play of the anus with one or more fingers. May be a stand alone act or accompany other acts of pleasure.

Carl: How was your date with that new chick in accounting?
Bill: Dude she was a freak. She was slobbing my knob and next thing I know I'm getting Flap Fingered.
Carl: Awesome Brahhhhhhhh!

Flap Fingered by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2014

chundle flap 

A piece of material that is placed by a woman's taint to ensure that two males testicles won't touch during a two males with with one female act of intercourse.

Hey bro we need a chundle flap if we're both gonna nail this chick, so our balls won't touch. If they touch that means we're gay!

chundle flap by chundle1 February 24, 2009

flapskating 

A person who's having trouble getting to fourth base; who's "skating" around the "ice hole" without quite falling in it.

-Dude, I think Jamie Foxx is a flapskater.

-Dude, that makes sense.

-Yeah. He graduated with honors from the National Flapskating Institute of Geneva (NFIG).

-No, friend. That was Bill O'Reilly. Jamie Foxx wasn't that accomplished a douchebag. He graduated from the National Flapskating School of Texas (NFST).

flapskating by The Flaps Fairy November 10, 2009

Flap Dap 

an object located either on a body or material object that has the ability to be very manipulative utilizing the index finger or tounge.

"damnit i just ran my car in a curb and now i have a Flap Dap on my tire."
Another example is your uvula (you know that boxing bag in the back of your throat)

Flap Dap by adaptativehuman April 1, 2009

flagschnz 

A meaningless word that is said by people trying to purposely confuse others or distract them from something. It starts off loud then gets quieter to increase confusion.

Boy 1: So what's your MSN password? You said you'd give it to me.
Boy 2: Oh yeah, it's flagschnz.
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Girl 1: Do you swear to god that you actually did that?
Girl 2: Yes, I swear to flagscnhz.
Girl 1: What was that?
Girl 2: Oh nothing. Hurry we'll be late for class!

flagschnz by My real name is flagschnz. December 19, 2009

Flagship Device

The best device that any technological provider has to offer whether it be a cell phone, laptop, or everything in between.

Yeah this is their flagship device...... for now

Flagship Device by Toymachine363 January 25, 2011

Flap Fold 

Creases in the skin, generally found in larger, obese individuals, that entrap dried skin, sebum and sweat, to create a cheesy, odiferous, smegma. Generally is not noticeable until a fat, flap fold is pealed back.

Roger went hogging and picked up a chick at the bar and took her home. He was pounded her good until she got in doggy position and her flap fold opened and Roger started to retch.

Flap Fold by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2015