flapskating

A person who's having trouble getting to fourth base; who's "skating" around the "ice hole" without quite falling in it.

-Dude, I think Jamie Foxx is a flapskater.

-Dude, that makes sense.

-Yeah. He graduated with honors from the National Flapskating Institute of Geneva (NFIG).

-No, friend. That was Bill O'Reilly. Jamie Foxx wasn't that accomplished a douchebag. He graduated from the National Flapskating School of Texas (NFST).

by The Flaps Fairy November 10, 2009

Flap Dap

an object located either on a body or material object that has the ability to be very manipulative utilizing the index finger or tounge.

"damnit i just ran my car in a curb and now i have a Flap Dap on my tire."
Another example is your uvula (you know that boxing bag in the back of your throat)

by adaptativehuman April 1, 2009

flagschnz

A meaningless word that is said by people trying to purposely confuse others or distract them from something. It starts off loud then gets quieter to increase confusion.

Boy 1: So what's your MSN password? You said you'd give it to me.
Boy 2: Oh yeah, it's flagschnz.
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Girl 1: Do you swear to god that you actually did that?
Girl 2: Yes, I swear to flagscnhz.
Girl 1: What was that?
Girl 2: Oh nothing. Hurry we'll be late for class!

by My real name is flagschnz. December 19, 2009

Flagship Device

The best device that any technological provider has to offer whether it be a cell phone, laptop, or everything in between.

Yeah this is their flagship device...... for now

by Toymachine363 January 25, 2011

Flap Fold

Creases in the skin, generally found in larger, obese individuals, that entrap dried skin, sebum and sweat, to create a cheesy, odiferous, smegma. Generally is not noticeable until a fat, flap fold is pealed back.

Roger went hogging and picked up a chick at the bar and took her home. He was pounded her good until she got in doggy position and her flap fold opened and Roger started to retch.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2015

fapsock

The one sock, which lost its identical twin, that is used solely to masturbate efficientely and quietly. In addition, this piece of equipement replaces the use of tissues, containing the semen. After proper hanging and drying, the fapsock is reusable. One can possess multiple fapsocks.

- Hey bro, can i borrow you some socks?

-Yeah, just don't take these, they're my fapsocks.

-.... Oh.

by kwikscoper July 4, 2016

flap jack vagina

When a woman's pussy lips hang out like pancakes.

Man, I was gonna fuck Susie last night, thought I was gonna need syrup when I saw that flap jack vagina.

by ex_lax70 September 22, 2016