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fiddleity

Or "fiddelity" --- please don't fuss me over exact spelling. Refers to how good a sound yer "cheap violin" instrument sounds when scraping out a lively tune on da back porch.
Jack Benny was actually quite an accomplished musician who could produce quite good "fiddleity"; his awful-sounding musical renditions were so hilarious precisely because he could indeed play so well --- as they say, you have to actually be really good at playing in order to know how to "play poorly well" --- i.e., to sound awful in a funny way that makes the audience laugh.
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Fiddledinks

Fiddledinks banned me
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Fiddle Dee Dee

A way of saying “fuck” without explicitly saying it.
Homer Simpson (after stepping on nail): Fiddle Dee Dee, that will require a tetanus shot. I am not going to swear, but I am going to KICK THIS DOGHOUSE DOWN!!!
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Fiddlejakes

The fiddlejakes is a legend that you can swear on but you can never lie on
On fiddlejakes I didn’t do that
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Fiddler phetamines

A add or adhd dextroamphetamine addict pretending to be a pedophike touhing themselves up to kids in other people.
Fiddler pgetamines are ussually a farmed form of autiatic behavior most commononly knoqn for sons pretwndibg to be there mums.
Duse 1: whya your 10 year old daughrer tgouching my eyes !

Dude 2: shes killing your cousins and thwre mums fiddler phetamines to have a turn herself

Dude 1: clever which
by Whitefeederwaveruiner December 11, 2025
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FiddleDiddle

When you grabbed the left peaky and put it down the esophagus it start making turkey sounds in your partner respond with an eagle noise and then y’all cough worms from your ancestors from 8 million years ago
Hey bro, do you want to go fiddlediddle?
by TheGreatMasterBaiter December 18, 2025
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butt fiddle

a different word for butthole funny and unique .
David shut your mouth and come play my butt fiddle you dirty carpet bagger !
by Debbie A. November 15, 2007
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