Fiddlefuck

v. To repeatedly attempt to use a damaged or malfunctioning device or machine, hoping it will eventually work as intended. This is common when the owner or caretaker of the device or machine is too lazy, proud, stubborn, stupid or cheap to repair or replace or have repaired or replaced the item.
Language: Bumpkin, Hillbilly, Redneck

Sir, the safety harness on the tilt-a-whirl won't engage!
Ma'am, it'll work, just gotta fiddlefuck wit it. Yer kids'll be fine. Now show me them taddys.

Fiddlefuck by Miss Management September 15, 2022

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Fiddleflicker

A slur used against Irish people originated in 1806 in England.

These damn fiddleflickers are coming into our country and stealing all our jobs!

Fiddleflicker by Info7245 September 17, 2022

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fiddlediggle

the act of waking up immediately masturbating and aiming the jizz into ur hair to then use as hair gel for the day

danister: how did you get your hair to look like that?
lilipus: just fiddlediggle

fiddlediggle by danisterrrrrr October 27, 2022

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Fiddlesticks Main

A Fiddlesticks Main is a person who mains the champion Fiddlesticks in League of Legends.
Most of them have severe trust issues due to the sheer amount of false skin leaks and false promises from Riot Games.
It's worth noting that they usually don't play any other champion in the game.

Person 1: Oh, so you are a Fiddlesticks Main?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Have you seen the new Leona skin?
Person 2: mentally breaks down

Fiddlesticks Main by Karma Greif November 6, 2022