fitch

1)(V) to forcefully defecate
2)(V) to accidentally defecate
3)(N) Vast and excessive amounts of excrement

Guy #1-"Dude!!! Look at all that fitch!!"

Guy #1-"Bro, I just ate some bad apples..."
Guy #2-"Dude why don't you and fitch?"

Guy #1-"Hey dude did you hear about Mark Peterson?"
Guy #2-"No dude what happened to him?"
Guy #1-"He got punched in the stomach and fitched!"
Guy #2-"Oh dude nasty!"

by ¡Mr.T! April 20, 2008

buckin fitch

a way to swear without swearing
switch the first letter in each word around can be used in with many other "swear" words

you are nothing more than a buckin fitch

by paco jim February 7, 2005

Fatchick

Slang term for a Volkswagen Bay Window Bus or Super Beetle

Matthew was given a Fatchick.

by Andy Garcia October 1, 2005

flatch

Knickname for Flatulina Boutier aka: The Fabulous One

So I went up to Flatulina and said, "Hey, Flatch, can I borrow your pet monkey?" and she said, "No problem, Tootie!"

by Tootie September 12, 2003

Fitchy

Funny Bitchy aka Dayla

Dayla is fitchy and that's what makes her so awesome!

by blowupdoll September 4, 2014

Fatch

Fat & Dutch. A fat Dutchman/Dutchwoman, esp. one whose ego is just ridiculously too big given his rather noobish status in general life. Also an epic nickname to be given to just about anyone.

ex 1. Ew, look at Mobi over there, he's such a Fatch.
ex 2. Yo, Fatch wazzzzzzzaaaaaa!?

by YouGuys January 11, 2014

abercrombie and fitch

the short version is obviously that abercrombie and fitch is a clothing company. it's hard not to be objective when i speak of this company because of personal beliefs that i have on certain issues. one reason i have for my dislike of a+f is their idea of advertising. i do not personally choose to support a company that sells their clothes by showcasing 90% naked men and women who often are engaging in sexual and homosexual acts. additionally, i find it ridiculous to shop there because of their over-priced, low-quality material, but you cannot fault them for charging a lot when people are willing to pay a lot. it's also ironic that the people who point out this over-pricedness are the same people that wear converses that cost 3 dollars to make including labor cost and pay 45 dollars for them because of the big star on the side of them.

i am not providing an example to avoid a stereotypical "i wear abercrombie and fitch and i am gay!" situation.

by Arty Ziff December 29, 2007