fitch

1)(V) to forcefully defecate
2)(V) to accidentally defecate
3)(N) Vast and excessive amounts of excrement

Guy #1-"Dude!!! Look at all that fitch!!"

Guy #1-"Bro, I just ate some bad apples..."
Guy #2-"Dude why don't you and fitch?"

Guy #1-"Hey dude did you hear about Mark Peterson?"
Guy #2-"No dude what happened to him?"
Guy #1-"He got punched in the stomach and fitched!"
Guy #2-"Oh dude nasty!"