Definitions by Tootie

allan wilson 

The fart right before you take a massive shit.

I need to find a bathroom asap, I just did an Allan Wilson

allan wilson by Tootie January 14, 2016

Luck 

Only getting wet when you should have drowned.

Like the handle on a piss pot, there but not in it.

Luck by tootie January 11, 2005

Bular 

A cycloptic "teacher" who's presence of mind matches her visual range (half a normal human's). Known for repeating self often, and spouting facts that are not, in fact, facts; for example: Vietnam occuring in the 80's.

I really hate Ms. BULAR, she's very stupid.

Bular by Tootie December 7, 2003

Flatulina 

The pioneer artist in the world of flatomusicology, which is the study of music created with bubbles.

Flatulina's study of flatomusic resulted in music created by farts, and singing fish.

Flatulina by tootie November 8, 2003

flatch 

Knickname for Flatulina Boutier aka: The Fabulous One

So I went up to Flatulina and said, "Hey, Flatch, can I borrow your pet monkey?" and she said, "No problem, Tootie!"

flatch by Tootie September 12, 2003