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Expansive Repulsive Disorder

n. Affliction causing an individual to appear reasonably attractive in their facebook thumbnail image, but downright hideous when the same image is viewed full size. Abbr. E.R.D.
Her thumbnail looked really good so I friended her. Turns out she has a really bad case of Expansive Repulsive Disorder.
by Tagz November 23, 2010
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Post-Traumatic Sex Disorder

When one witnesses, or experiences, something both sexual, and disturbing, forever altering, and warping their mind. Usually involves a recurring thought, feeling, or image, of the traumatic sexual event.
1) Dude, I was flipping through the channels in the video booth at the adult bookstore, and saw this video I would never want to see. Now I keep remembering it and never want to go to the bookstore ever again. I think I have post-traumatic sex disorder now.

2) Dude, I was banging my girlfriend on her period, and got blood everywhere. Now whenever I see blood I get a hard-on. I have a bad case of post-traumatic sex disorder

3) Dude, I hacked my professors e-mail, and now I know he's a kinky, depraved homosexual, that has sex with students. I had to withdraw from his class because my post-traumatic sex disorder was keeping me from focusing.

4) Dude, my girlfriend barfed all over me when she gagged on my wang during a blow-job. It was horrible, the smell, her puke got in my mouth. My post-traumatic sex disorder is so bad I can't get hard anymore when I get head.

5) Dude, I walked in on my parents having sex. I now have post-traumatic sex disorder so bad I decided to get on methadone to kill my libido.
by JJ. Styles April 10, 2012
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diorshow mascara

the best mascara in the world called diorshow because it was used in dior fashion shows. it's quite exspensive for normal people. it makes lashes very long and volumed because of it's big brush. you can look like Twiggy with this.
cute guy: hey nice eyes
girl: (wearing diorshow mascara) thanks
by emilyXOXOlove April 7, 2008
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Obsessive Popularity Disorder Wannabees

People who want to be really popular and are obsessed with it. Read vogue 24/7, try to hard and stuff.
girl: (talking to friend) i love your hair
wannabee: I modeled it off yours(butting in)
girl: (whispering to friend) wow, she is a obsessive popularity disorder wannabees
by goober35963 February 2, 2009
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Small Mouth Disorder

A rare yet serious disorder which gives the victim the appearance of a small fish such as a bluegill. It also makes it impossible for the victim to digest foods other than M&M's or raisins. Also known as Bluegillitis.
I often wondered why Craig looked like such a bluegill until I found out he had Small Mouth Disorder, or Bluegillitis.

There is little hope for those with Small Mouth Disorder. Poor Craig, they may never find a cure.
by jajajajaja040404 October 25, 2009
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Bug Fable Disorder

Attraction to the Bugs from the game Bug Fables
"Oliver, you have a problem, You have Bug Fable Disorder"
"Oh, no doctor!, can I fix it?"
"No, it's terminal"
by Trans Queen March 10, 2021
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Dick DiLorenzo

An expression referring to someone who can never get anything to work. Nothing can ever go right when a complicated project is going on. Often refers to a person with a lot of rage.
Man, after Jack tried unsuccessfully to put up that big poster again, he pulled a Dick DiLorenzo. It fell over again and he got pissed!
by Tom Cochran October 11, 2004
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