Teddy: Is my dick big?
Dan: No you diddly-squat.
Teddy: That was a joke. diddly-squat? Why the fuck can't you just be normal you brainless idiotic bonehead!
Dan: No you diddly-squat.
Teddy: That was a joke. diddly-squat? Why the fuck can't you just be normal you brainless idiotic bonehead!
by CrustyBoyo666 August 1, 2020
Get the diddly-squat mug.1. A somewhat more grave way of saying "you fail".
2. A way of saying when someone has taken it too far.
2. A way of saying when someone has taken it too far.
Plane Captain: Oops, we've just lost both engines.
Co-pilot: You've just dog diddly done it.
Driver: Oops, I think I just hit an old lady crossing the street.
Passenger: You've just dog diddly done it.
Guy: Oops, I got drunk last night, mistook your girlfriend for mine and slept with her.
Friend: You've just dog diddly done it.
Guy: Oops, I spilt coffee on my brand-new nine-hundred-dollar laptop.
Girl: You've just dog diddly done it.
Hunter 1: Oops, I mistook the game warden for a deer and shot him.
Hunter 2: You've just dog diddly done it.
Co-pilot: You've just dog diddly done it.
Driver: Oops, I think I just hit an old lady crossing the street.
Passenger: You've just dog diddly done it.
Guy: Oops, I got drunk last night, mistook your girlfriend for mine and slept with her.
Friend: You've just dog diddly done it.
Guy: Oops, I spilt coffee on my brand-new nine-hundred-dollar laptop.
Girl: You've just dog diddly done it.
Hunter 1: Oops, I mistook the game warden for a deer and shot him.
Hunter 2: You've just dog diddly done it.
by derroflcopter April 27, 2013
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by Leah January 12, 2004
Get the Awsome Diddly mug.homie named Jay who has an afro and lives in Rhode Island. His dad smashed his unopened GTA4 when he came home to find him and friends mad blazed.
by Neilaso May 13, 2008
Get the diddly dog mug.by Auhsoj June 11, 2006
Get the definately daddle mug.The Vice President didn't care of Bill was a diddler because all all of his children were in their teens.
Bill dreamt of diddling the preschoolers, but first he had to come up with a democratic scheme to get rid of their parents.
Bill dreamt of diddling the preschoolers, but first he had to come up with a democratic scheme to get rid of their parents.
by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003
Get the diddler mug.A diddler is someone who is constantly getting side tracked at the most inappropriate times. They're perceived as slow when trying to get things done and their foregoings always end up conflicted and confusing.
Not associated with 'diddle or diddling' but these terms can be used to further diddler. You can be 'diddling' or 'diddle' around in your slow processes.
Not associated with 'diddle or diddling' but these terms can be used to further diddler. You can be 'diddling' or 'diddle' around in your slow processes.
Example: 'About time you got here Johnny... You said you'd be here an hour ago.'
'Sorry, I had to brush my teeth and I got a little side tracked when The Simpsons came on.'
'Youre such a diddler!!! We're going to be late now.'
'Sorry, I had to brush my teeth and I got a little side tracked when The Simpsons came on.'
'Youre such a diddler!!! We're going to be late now.'
by Shnony August 12, 2014
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