Ditch Doctor

a homo who spelunks the anus.

James Darlington

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Ditch

Originally meant to refer to a girls vagina being a ditch. This word has become a term to call girls like bitch only nobody knows what youre talking about.. at least not yet. Ditch can pretty much be used in place of anything

lets go get some ditch

see that ditch over there?

sup ditch

heres looking at you ditch

by ditchgetter August 22, 2008

diltch

Diltch- loser, dumbass,fucker, or bitch. It wascreated in 2004 in Smyrna Georgia.

My ex is a diltch for cheating on me.

by Steven Welch October 10, 2004

ditch

Prison slang for the furrow between the buttocks.

Bare his ditch! He's gonna get fucked.

by Jim44 September 24, 2005

ditchery

the act of ejecting somebody from a group through careful planning, mainly done best by those known as ditchers

"that is pure ditchery"

by experiancedditcher July 3, 2003

dirtchunk

person who looks, smells, and/or fells like a gigantic chunk of dirt. these people are generally undeniably ugly and not fuckable in any way shap or form. they generally tend to gather in small groups of so called dirtchunks.

FOR EXAMPLE:Phil Wagner (king of dirtchunks)

by Mike "Big Pimpin'" C March 21, 2004

ditch mission

A mission in which you have to seek out an individual, beat the shit out of them, interrogate them until they talk, then ditch them in the desert when you're done. Only an expert can pull this off... >.>

Eddie: Someone's following us

Van Halen: Careful, it might be a ditch mission. We better go into hiding. I'll never talk and my car was impounded because I ran over an old lady, so we'd be fucked.

by Justin Hussey April 29, 2008