ditch

Prison slang for the furrow between the buttocks.

Bare his ditch! He's gonna get fucked.

by Jim44 September 24, 2005

Death warmed up

Used to describe someone who has a pale, gaunt and sickly appearance (but isn't actually terminally ill).

'My God, what's wrong with Rita? She looks like death warmed up.'

by Jim44 September 26, 2005

snarge

The disgustingly messy residue of a violent death.

"Each day, the Smithsonian Institution's Feather Identification Laboratory receives about a dozen packages from around the country, each containing tissue swabs from bird/plane collisions. The lab's scientists have dubbed this bloody goo snarge, and it is usually all that is left when bird meets plane."

by Jim44 September 29, 2005

half-struck one o'clock

Term used in the North of England to denote a lack of mental capacity. One of a genre of epithets signifying that a person is 'not all there'.

By 'eck, that cousin of yours acts half-struck one o'clock.
It isn't an act. She really is thick.

by Jim44 September 24, 2005

crease

To hit someone in the balls. Schoolboy slang in Britain, from the doubled-up posture assumed by the person hit.

I jabbed my hand between his thighs and creased him.

by Jim44 September 21, 2005