high as carrots

The point of being so high that you can no longer function. Everything you say makes no sense and you can’t even describe what is going through your head.

Roger was high as carrots last night, nobody knew what he was saying.

by Fowlage November 14, 2017

laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck

A common South Africa saying that describes a person who is laughing uncontrollably.

Blair told Ryan the definition of a dirty felcher and started laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck.

by jdddog December 5, 2011

Lewis Carroll

The world's first stoner.

There is no way Lewis Carroll could've written the Alice in Wonderland saga sober. I don't know what they had back in the 19th century that could get you high, but whatever it was he was doing it!

by viva riolu April 26, 2011

Carrotopophobia

The fear of a man who is named for his freakishly large mass of tangerine hair. The man feared also sports a wider-than-the-equator smile that rivals Jack Nicholson as "The Joker" in Batman.

Person with Carrotopophobia: "Carrot Top is the Scariest man alive, with Richard Simmons a close number two."

Friend of person with Carrotopophobia: "Bud, I think you need to seek professional help."

by E October 19, 2006

carrot muncher

Any skier on a mountain, usually they wear fluorescent one piece snow suits that are unnaturraly tight. They love to cut of snowboarders, and pack their lunches in coolers. Their favorite brands are Gordini, and Salomon.

"Logan check out that queer carrot muncher who just ate shit off that mogul!"

by Carmen Huber and Logan Mc Phee April 2, 2008

Carron

Pronunciation of Carron car-ron as a girls' name has its root in Greek, and the meaning of the name Carron is "pure".

Associated with: greek, pure (virgin).

Most want to be like Carron.

by Amadrae December 21, 2016

Carrot Top

A semi-talented comic who somehow gets all the chicks

Pam says she's in love with carrot top!

by dave November 25, 2003