kentucky buffet

the act of shitting, pissing, spitting, puking, and ejaculating on a lactating, crying mentally retarded pregnant girl (who may or may not be from the bluegrass state)

fella 1: Remember Colleen?
fella 2: That pregnant gal?
fella 1: Yep, me and Baxter gave her a Kentucky buffet.
fella 2: (weeps softly for humanity.)

by van hellno March 1, 2011

Fuck-buffer

A person who acts as an intermediary in group sex. allowing a person to to be in a sexual act with another person without being in physical contact with them.

"I slept with Karen last night!"
"Dude, isn't she a lesbian?"
"I used Jessica as a fuck-buffer."

"I heard you were at Mike's orgy last night. Doesn't he have the clap?"
"Yeah, but I used Lillith as a fuck-buffer so it's all good"

by DJBarenJuden August 31, 2012

Buffering

buffering is foreplay of the anus making it loose enough to insert your penis in without the use of lubrication.

fred was buffering mary as she chose dry for that evening and he did not want to cause her harm.

by beardocaravaner April 16, 2009

biffle

best idiotic friend for like ever

generally for really close friends and instead of saying bff it makes it more fun and less generic

Jane: Mike you're the bestest biffle ever!
Mike: You're my bff ever too
Jane: wuut! why so lame and boring?? :(

by BuggyBooBoo May 26, 2009

crack buffet

dumpster dining in the ghetto

shit, bobby is on the crack buffet again.

by jr December 11, 2004

buffer

A machine that is used with wax to restore a vehicles paint.

Get the buffer so we can finish waxing these cars bitch.

by Mike June 8, 2004

Biffle

Possibly the gayest way to pronounce bffl. Which itself is also gay.

Usually used by annoying middle schoolers and high school rejects.

Claire: OMG! Like wut is up Biffle?!?!?!?!??!?!??!
Time: What the FUCK?

by cristofe February 22, 2009