Cheap Bastard

A Slumlord who keeps the heat off in his rental units until code enforcement comes to inspect, after they leave he turns it off again

My Landlord is a CHEAP BASTARD.

by Capt Copernicus January 09, 2009

Bastard Tough

1. adj. Someone who talks amazing amounts of shit but never backs it up. But, when put in the position to have to back it up, will triumph gloriously resulting in more shit talking, thus perpetuation the cycle.

2. adj. An extrordinarily tough person.

Jesus Todd is bastard tough! He talked shit on Matt all night and when Matt threw down, Todd kneed him in the balls and kept talking shit.

2. Marv from "Sin City"

by Sheraton Gould April 21, 2005

flourescent bastard

the british police. who wear bright yellow jackets, also builders, and lollypop ladies

fucking pig, flourescent bastard

by jack johnjackson August 31, 2006

bastard fart

simply a fart with two tablespoons of shit contained within it.

"I farted today, and had to change my drawers, it was definitly a bastard fart."

by Kelly Harris November 07, 2007

fucking bastard

George W. Bush, Tony Blair, John Howard, and all the other warmongering fucking bastard leaders of the Coalition Of The Killing.

Howard Hitler is a fucking bastard.

by Mystikan March 25, 2004

Full as a bastard

The feeling of being unable to eat a single mouthful more; Completely full, beyond loosening one's belt.

"More cake, Jim?"
"Leave off Martha, I'm full as a bastard"

by isthistheonlynamenooneelsehas? November 19, 2008

Bastard Honey

Bastard honey is honey who's floral origins are unknown. Compared to monofloral honey, honey from one type of plant, or polyfloral honey, honey that has been mixed, bastard honey's origins are either unknown, undisclosed, or something else of the sort. The idea of bastard honey comes from the idea of illegitimate honey, who's ancestry is unknown.

I got some honey packaged like catsup from the bakery near my school, but was disappointed when I realized it was bastard honey

by devinhoo April 15, 2010