Baldium

Having no hair on your body, anywhere.

Guy: Did you guys see Jefohnathanothy?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's baldium.

by Buttquack August 29, 2022

bald rizz

Craig

Noot:" Craig bald as hell and he still getting bitches das bald rizz right there"

Craig:* is bald*

by Scares December 8, 2022

Bald Man Syndrome

The sudden onset on depression, anger issues, fertility issues such as low sperm count, low libido, and issues getting an erection as a result of hair loss. The balder you get the more these symptoms present themselves.

Billy: Mom why is dad acting so weird? He gets mad at me for no reason.
Mom: Your dad is suffering from bald man syndrome billy, and it'll only get worse.

by 21 Kid 21 Kid 21 21 21 21 January 26, 2023

Baldeep

A 5'11 guy who plays ball and pulls no bitches

"Wheres baldeep"
"Oh hes right there, the 5'11 ball player"

by rodwave March 22, 2023

bald cat day

A day when you worship the bald and cannot insult them also known as philosophy of the bald day this includes, sphynxs, slug cats, and other bald creatures,

"i love bald cat day"

by OKPANIEEE March 31, 2023

baldboy gamer

normally a Baldman who doesn't touch grass and spends the entire sweating on minecraft and fortnite

Guy1: Hey have you seen the baldboy gamer?

Guy2: ya, he's kinda weird

Guy1:I know right he spends the entire day playing minecraft and fornite just getting sweated on before cussing his teammates out and leaving

by bigbruhni-hahafunni April 6, 2023

bald monkeying

When your talking to a guy with a buzzcut and looks like a bald monkey wearing glasses and they keep on flirting with you for three months and you tell them you have feelings for them then they reject you because he's talking to someone else but he only talks to you and you go back to being best girl and guy friends than he keeps on flirting with you

Yeah jake is bald monkeying with me so i might just block him on snap

by emilyisveryhot June 4, 2023