Barking Redeye

Mooning someone and spreading your cheeks so they can see your 'redeye'. The 'bark' means to fart while your cheeks are spread.

Note: If you accidentaly shit on the floor during the Barking Redeye, your buddies reserve the right to tell everyone you know, especially women.

I stood over my roommates bed and gave him a Barking Redeye first thing in the morning.

by Fishnizzle April 20, 2007

Barking at the Tuna

The act of vomiting in a womans vagina while performing oral sex.

I was so hammered last night that I started barking at the tuna while hooking up with Sally.

by yeagerstew March 24, 2008

baking the cake

Enjoying all of the nice, sweet, cuddly parts of being together without getting physical. The icing is the physical part.

Connie: Did you get any last night?
Tabitha: No, we just enjoyed baking the cake; but tonight, there will be icing! Yayus!

by Greg's Girl February 27, 2009

geek barking

The act of subjecting normal people to an onslaught of geeky jargon.

What the hell was he talking about? All I heard was geek barking.

by geekbarker August 6, 2009

Broke Backing

When two guys go into the mountains, bringing a horse and a tent. The two guys fuck each other than the horse.

Josh: You wanna go Broke Backing Tim?
Tim: Fuck yeah! I got the horse!

by Nickfister October 16, 2011

Basking Ridge

Basking Ridge is a pretty awesome town the everyone is just jelous of. Everyone is mad rich and basically as soon as you get your licence its a given the you will get a car. The kids are spoiled and alot of the kids pretend to be poor to get "respect" or some shit but we all know that if you are living here and you have clothes on your back, that you are prolly rich and your just faking it so people will feel bad for you!? Anyway... everything is usually 20 mins away, NYC is soo close and everyone that lives here has probly been there. If you live her like me you no how funny it is when people come from out of state and are amazed by NYC and you laugh cuz its old news. if you live here when you go to the airport you always take a stretch limo... i know i do. Ridge High is your highschool where either your teachers care too much or not enough. Everyone is anoying except for those few you call your awesome friends. There is not one person that doesnt talk about another person. The Hills is not considered the true basking ridge cuz everyone is usually an indian or a chink but there are a few cool people. Ridge sports are pretty good except our school spirt sux. The powder puff games have become a joke and the football has too... if you tell your parents you going to the football games you are usually lieing to go somewhere else or just in the bathroom getting drunk and walking around like dumbasses saying hi to everyone that you just saw 4 hours ago at school. Anyway, other then the lack of school spirit and some really phsyco people that should be killd basking ridge is a pretty cool place to live. Clothes mean alot and our cheerleaders are ugly and have no talent. Some other nice places are the lyons mall which has turned into an unfortunant 8th grader hangout spot and bernards where all the ugly bernards kids drag themselves to after school and then stare at the glowing and rich basking ridge kids while they get their BK order. Everyone knows the Bernards theater always plays the shitiest movies and BW mall is full of blacks that we are not used to seeing cuz THERE ARE NOT BLACKS IN BASKING RIDGE...we like it like that too. Some other good things about BRIDGE is you dont feel like you are ever ganna die even tho the girls at ridge send more death threats to other girls then a KFC filled with hungry blacks. So if your transfering to our school and your not really pretty skinny or rich your not ganna be cool unless you like have pot or can get Alch cheap cuz thats all anyone cares about anyway right!?

BTW I'm born and raised in BR there is nothing i havent seen.

"I live in Basking Ridge, and only want people who can get Alch and put pics of me and my crew pretending to be drunk at my party... and yes i am a freshmen"

by Born and Raised in BR February 5, 2008

Baking Bread

(verb) when a female walks outside on a hot summer day with a yeast infection

But sally, If I go outside It would be like baking bread!

by BNMPTB October 10, 2011