Definitions by Fishnizzle

Buford

Those button-up plaid jackets worn by farmers and bums.

It was a little chilly outside, so I put on my Buford before going out.

Buford by Fishnizzle April 20, 2007

Barking Redeye

Mooning someone and spreading your cheeks so they can see your 'redeye'. The 'bark' means to fart while your cheeks are spread.

Note: If you accidentaly shit on the floor during the Barking Redeye, your buddies reserve the right to tell everyone you know, especially women.

I stood over my roommates bed and gave him a Barking Redeye first thing in the morning.

Barking Redeye by Fishnizzle April 20, 2007