well, wrap my dick in a blanket

An expression of surprise and disbelief. similar to "well, I'll be" or "I've seen it all"..... but with more dick

So, you're telling me that you are a doctor AND a lawyer!? Well, wrap my dick in a blanket! What a story!

by Chicken Chicken Pumpernickle December 9, 2016

Wrap up

What black people say when you fail at making a joke

"i fucked your mom last night"

*silence*

WRAP UP

by Ganster killer March 28, 2011

spat wrap

tape that goes around your cleats while playing a sport, most often found in football.

That player spatted his cleats for the game. spat wrap

by Spat king October 28, 2010

stephenville suran wrap surprise

the act of wrapping your partners head using a whole roll of duct tape leaving only a mouth hole. then using her mouth for oral pleasure. the surprise is how she will get 100 ft of duct tape off of her head!!!

billy: i gave cindy a stephenville suran wrap surprise !!!
tommy: how was it ??
billy: it was awesome till i couldnt figure out how to get all of that duct tape off. i had do ditch her !!!

by bg perm November 21, 2010

cunt wrap supreme

Another term used for Taco Bell's Crunch Wrap Supreme
Also a great joke to play on employees

Yo Leo, I'm gonna get me one of those cunt wrap supremes!!

by ElusiveH April 24, 2006

its a wrap

a phrase commomly used to suggest that your relationship is over, used in a song by Mary J. Blige..

It's a wrap
Why you go and do me like that
I thought the love was good
But I misunderstood baby...mary j blige

by Cassie July 5, 2004

wrapped up like a douche

One who is ridiculously preoccupied with trivial matters and therefore cannot be bothered with meaningful information from other, less douchey people.

"I tried to get her attention about the house being on fire, but she's wrapped up like a douche watching The O.C."

by Chris Mann September 18, 2008