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Time Waster

A person who either consciously or unconsciously tries to engage you in a fruitless investment of your energy, time, money or attention. These people can be "takers" or simply abject individuals. The truth is that engaging in these types of interactions is an act of free will on our part so each of us can only blame ourselves for getting sucked in once again.
Time Waster, Telemarketers, CNN, Entertainment Tonight Hosts, Despots, Drunks, Cops, HR Professionals, Your Very Own Mind.
by Hunter Andrew April 25, 2009
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Alpha-Wasted

above & beyond drunk. Out of body experience. Drunk to the point you cant control your self.
Foo last night I was so Alpha-Wasted I fucked Edgar's mom.
by drunkfoo88 January 17, 2011
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Rockstar Wasted

When you are so drunk and high that you feel like a rockstar. Typically, this state of mind will encourage you to encourage girls to show you their breasts.
by greenninja2 April 3, 2011
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CT Wasted

When you're so drunk that you wish you were white and more pretty. Also goes to visit a boy but forgets to open the door resulting in a collision. Maximum level of wasted right after blacking out.
That girl was CT wasted!!
by Wildebeast331 January 10, 2012
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Kemp-wasted

The act of getting so drunk you pass out in the bathroom resting on your boobs before 10pm.
Forget about white-girl wasted, I wanna get kemp-wasted!
by Rw4747 December 31, 2013
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chaz wasted

When a person reaches the level of intoxication that affect the ability to speak and form comprehensive sentences yet still remain entirely awesome and can hang all night like a boss. Getting so drunk that your mouth can't form the words in your head but you can still have a full conversation and entertain the party til the end.
We partied like rockstars all night and got chaz wasted.
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Banana's wasted

To describe a person of power getting severely intoxicated beyond comprehension.
Our manager was so drunk last night, he was banana's wasted and could barely walk.
by D&T August 28, 2007
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