Really cheap juice that comes in the gallon. The drink version of ramen! Comes in a huge variety of fruity flavors, peach and island punch are the best though.
The $0.75 Meal : Shrimp Ramen and a glass of Peach Tampico. Yum Yum.
A person who is the absolute epitome and definition of a tramp including the fact they are a desperate soul who is seeking to hook up with questionable looking and like minded people at bar closing time. Minimal considerations of standards based upon quality and quantity of alcoholic beverages, ambient lighting, questionable verbal skills or other mitigating factors.
Slang term for the vagina -- especially when the woman is on her menstrual cycle (e.g., she's on the rag).
Hey Jane, did you know that Lisa over there is a truetampon destructor? She's killing five or six of those poor defenseless helpless things a day right now!
A driver who gets in the middle lane of a multi-lane highway/freeway and proceeds to drive under the speed limit, effectively stopping the flow of traffic.
We were cruising along nicely until we hit a pocket of slow traffic. Everyone was trying to get around a traffic tampon camped in the center lane.