A toy burglar is someone who steals their parents sex toys for their own use.
Guy: Have you ever stole anything?
Girl: I mean I’m a toy burglar.

Guy:*confused*
Girl:Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
by That One Annoying Booger August 8, 2019
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A company/corporation which is not actually real, used in a Netflix Show named “Some Assembly Required” and is a toy company creating toys, and in every end of every episode, 1 new toy is introduced, and a commercial for it is shown. People who own it started with Knickknack. Literally, his name is Knickknack. He founded the “company” (that’s not real), and then second came Candace Wheeler, a mean woman who created GARBAGE toys, and pretended to be Knickknacks girlfriend. Then came uhh.. who was it? Oh yeah, Jarvis, the present owner of Knickknack Toys, who is the main character (based on your opinion) of Some Assembly Required
“Knickknack Toys is a fake company, but I wanted to buy one of they’re toys!”
by ElectroX7 November 6, 2022
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A toy designed for kittens to play with.
I got kitten toys for our kittens.
by Ritacca March 8, 2023
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to flex; a very harsh way of showing off and being extremely clever while at it; a very sly flex.
i’m so going to troll toy this bitch at the party tonight
by ashwhole March 26, 2019
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Every June 8th, be sure to do a thorough deep cleaning of your sex toys (assuming you haven't already). A very healthy practice to prevent a infection, UTI, etc.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, what day is it?"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"
by Fullmetalf@g June 8, 2023
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Jews, are people that loved to play in the oven, they would get there dick cut at the very top.
Which is also known as Circumcise.
THey like to give handjobs occasionally to each other (especially men) hitler saw that as gay, and got rid of them.
JEWS (d)
HEY! IS THAT THE NEW TOY?

-Joh "YEAH ITS ONE OF THE JEWS (Hitlers Toy), YOU CAN PUT IN MUMS STOVE"
by gdeyfucka March 27, 2019
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