foreskins on toast

Classic GI and prison chow line dish consisting of dried chipped beef in cream sauce poured over toasted light bread. The name seems to have originated in the U. S. Navy during World War Two. Intact sailors were "strongly encouraged" by Naval doctors and corpsman to undergo adult circumcisions for "hygienic" and "health" reasons. Apparently it was believed then (and to some extent now) that circumcised men have lower rates of infection with sexually transmitted disease during unprotected sex, and since horny sailors will often do reckless things when on shore leave (and more discreetly when on board ship) the age old religious rite of clipping the cod was vigrously promoted as a newflangled "scientific" solution for an age old military problem. Given the reputation for navy food anyway, and the obvious surplus of extra "meat" available, it is not surprising why the name stuck, and became somewhat legendary. The dish, though, is quite distinct from shit on a shingle.

I hear Kilroy got clipped. Looks like we're having foreskins on toast again.

by A. Hick July 24, 2006

Toaster Strudel

n
A delicious pastry, far superior in manufacture to the Pop Tart.

I would like to eat that Toaster Strudel, please.

by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004

wet toast party

a party involving male (usually gay) who all ejaculate onto a piece of toast. Whoever shoots the smallest load has to eat it.

Scotty B had to dine on the wet toast last night, that faggot.

by Ted McCall May 3, 2004

yes toast

a term used to show achievement or completing something.
The same usage as "yes mate" or "yes"

"yes toast that was an awesome fifa goal hommes"

by wikginge December 29, 2007

toaster strudle

When you doing a girl missionary and right before climax you pull out and, in zig-zag motion, spread your semen on her chest and/or face.

Dude, I was having sex with this chic last night and I totally gave her a toaster strudle

by The Great Noah February 5, 2009

Toaster Apprentice

(Abbr. TA).
"A person in a position of technical responsibility who cannot be trusted with a task as simple as making toast without setting the house on fire."

"Don't let Don work on that new router, he's a TA".

by Uncle Wienie February 18, 2004

Toad Falcon

A rather large mythical creature that has elements of both a toad and a falcon. It feasts on hippopotimi and often clashes with the praying mantis lion. They reach heights of up to 4 silver backs stacked on top of each other,weigh approximately 2.75 tons and have talons that could scoop a small child up with ease. Be cautious while in the vicinity of this might beast.

While Ronny was throwing his 32nd annual pool party a mighty toad falcon swooped down from the heavens and snatched christy and Justin with its monsterous talons and took them to the nest of Mt.Baconayse and proceeded to annhilate their flesh and bones.

by T8key0medic1ne March 2, 2009